The man is a legend!! He once gave some old belts to bunch of teenages and they becaome the mighty morpin power rangers.
Fear of Spiders is arachaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustraphobia, fear of chuck norris is called logic!
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead.. it’s just afraid to move.
But even Chuck.. the legend that he is, knows full well, that if he was to cross an angry sista, who’s man aint no good… that he would get his ass handed to him as a fuc*ing Chuck salad!!